We didn’t register anywhere.

What do we look like, bright-eyed 24-year olds? (Don’t answer that.)

Celebrating with us is all we ask for, and we’re genuinely excited to spend some time with our closest friends and family in one place.

Many of you are even traveling to Philly from across our shithole great again country. We find this to be a great honor and know how much of an investment that is, financially and otherwise.

If you still feel compelled to make a contribution to our honeymoon fund*, we’re doubly grateful. You can do so using the buttons below, or you can slip one of us a fat envelope in November.